So, some observations of a bachelor party, 2010, a la Martha's Vineyard:
- It's traditional to hear someone yelling Carlooooooooos at the end of a 62 mile bike ride.
- Sometimes, playing drums 43 years can score you some pretty good gigs. Especially if you embrace anonymous volunteerism.
- The Rising isn't that easy to find in the sunlight.
- Hamburgers and hot dogs taste good even if you don't ride a bike.
- Hockey overtime victories can sometimes be misconstrued for rude drivers.
- Scott got a seven on that hole.
- Carlos is a big boy, he knows how to swim, so it doesn't make sense to worry about him needlessly.
- Scott parred the last two holes.
- People besides Scott use Pinnacle golf balls.
- Rule #1: Cardio.
- Stop signs on the Vineyard don't really mean stop.
- Neither do speed limit warnings.
- Running on the beach sounds like a good idea at the time.
- Barry's breakfast burrito is hot so be careful handling it.
- Andrew (on his first bachelor party outing) knows the hours of Back Door Donuts better than anyone.
- Karen, the June Bride, doesn't realize the importance of soup to some people.
Other than that, here's a quick recap of the weekend that was, with compromising photos left out to be used for later purposes.

Hey Patrick, My husband did the 100K on the vineyard too! This was his 10th year.
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